Three funny as hell things people said today:

"Hey. Did you know if you rearrange the letters in subtext you bet buttsex?"-one of my buddies
"You know, I still don't like the idea of you being in the smushpit." -Mom
"You have no clue what your brain stores in its memory bank. One day someone mentikoned something about toothbrushes and I had a total brain blast of every toothbrush i've ever had. I was like THAT'S TOTALLY USELESS! WHY IS THAT TAKING UP SPACE IN MY BRAIN?! WHY?!"- My science teacher

Yeah, today pretty much rocked.
Believe it or not.:yes: